everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."
My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”
Stupid furless humans.
99.9% sure that Kevin is Rapunzel.
All hail Master Chau!
I squeaked. I literally squeaked!
strangely shaped puppies where are you going
strangely shaped puppies
Damn Mulan.. Guess training to defeat the Huns turned out to be a good lifeplan
This is perfect
oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times” but it turned out just to be this little cutie
he looks so happy!
CHARLIE IS SO CUTE I HATE HIM SO MUCH
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.
The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.
And the son is more mature than her.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
Kevin is us.
at first, Kevin is us. and then, when new fans arrive, Dean is us.
let me explain you a thing tumblr
i ship these two assholes so hard
like so so hard
and they’re just so grossly love sick for one another
that it makes me want to set myself on fire
i never asked for this
I NEVER ASKED TO FEEL THIS WAY
I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY LIFE
THAN TO WATCH YOU TWO LITTLE SHITS
EYE BANG EACH OTHER ALL DAY LONG
I DID NOT CHOOSE THIS OTP
THIS OTP WALKED INTO A BARN IN PONTIAC ILLINOIS AND STABBED ME IN THE CHEST
Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.
Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.
God bless her
Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.
Going back to school be like:
NEVER A MORE ACCURATE GIF ABOUT MY LIFE